“If you would be so kind, I would like the box of chocolates to the right of you.”
“Ok, a box of chocolates for your wife? 17.99 please.”
“A wife? No wife I’m just buying some chocolates for a friend.”
“Wow this must be an awesome friend, to buy expensive chocolates for.”
“Well I never seen her before in person. However she will be at a bookstore down the street tonight.”
“Oh interesting, so she will be there just reading tonight?”
“No, she will be signing her book.”
“She is an author, how nice. What’s her name?”
“Her name is, Livia Flair. Have a good night, miss.”