He asked me, what are you doing? I looked at him and said, “I am working like you should be.” Five minutes later he came back to my desk and said, where are your glasses and I said right here. Ten minutes later he asked me what was I doing this weekend and I said, “nothing but watching movies.” I thought my day would go uninterrupted but he continued, “Your Skype has been off for six days, did you know that?” I told him yes I know its been off, the IT help desk is fixing it. He looked at me with a glare and a wide grin. I looked at him with hate but he still smiled. He got real close to me and said, “can I borrow your stamp?” I said, “No.” but then he just stood there and asked me why. I ignored his question and went back to listening to my sex podcast, Kiss me Quick.